Is that a snake in your pants or is just this sexy new MASSIVE Anaconda Thong? These slinky little undies are serving "venom" in the front and "fuck me" in the back. You will look downright deadly in these undies. And with the built-in Almost Naked pouch, you’ll feel like you’re not wearing anything at all! They've virtually eliminated sticking, squashing, re-adjusting, sweating and chafing. Your package will fall naturally into the anatomically correct pouch to create a truly enjoyable and unique wearing experience. Bite me.